just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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