I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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