She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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