Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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