I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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