Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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