But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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