My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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