Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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