covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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