Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just want to make out with him forever
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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