69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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