it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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