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When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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