just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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