Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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