the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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