: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
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