Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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