she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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