Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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