Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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