You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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