normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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