is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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