her vagine was all disorganized.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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