Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
what is it with giant penises always finding me
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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