How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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