im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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