i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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