Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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