Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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