Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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