why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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