she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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