I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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