i can't believe i had my finger in that
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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