did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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