I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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