i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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