just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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