My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Randomize