i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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