haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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