what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
