Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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