After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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