Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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