I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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