i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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