can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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