Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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